Funny statuses about Monday. Quotes about Monday

We know: workweeks are difficult.
Every day presents us with a new challenge. On Monday we try to find the impetus to start our workdays. On Wednesday we need support to get through the middle of the work week. And on the weekend we need to recover properly before a new start.

No matter what day it is, we are always here to help you. These 45 motivational quotes will give you the inspiration and strength you need to succeed at work.

Let these quotes help you find motivation as you start your work week. Walk this path!

• "Every morning you must get up with determination. If you want to go to bed with satisfaction." - George Lorimer
• "Go as far as you can see. And you will see even further." - Zig Ziglar
• "Your talent determines what you can do. Your motivation determines how badly you want to do it. Your attitude determines how well you do it." - Lou Holtz
• "Whoever says it can't be done should get out of the way of those who are already doing it." - Tricia Cunningham
• "Move confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you dreamed of." - Henry David Thoreau
• "When someone tells me no, it doesn't mean I can't do it. It means I can't do it to them." - Karen Quinones Miller
• "Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs." - Farrah Gray

On Tuesday you need to really get down to work. Don't know how to start? These quotes will help you become more diligent and productive and will give you a lot of strength!

• "A year from now you'll be thinking that it would be better if you started today." - Karen Lamb
• "Illuminate tomorrow with today." - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
• “Never give up on a dream just because it takes a long time to realize it. Time will pass anyway.” - Earl Nightingale
• "There is no such day of the week as 'someday'." - Denis Brennan-Nelson
• "Make a masterpiece out of today." - John Wooden
• "Don't count the days. Let the days count." - Mohammed Ali
• "You decide where your time goes... You can spend it moving forward or putting out fires." - Tony Morgan

Here is the equator, i.e. There is only half of the working week left. But don't let yourself get complacent on the path to your goals. The quotes below will give you an extra boost.

• "Obsessed is just a word that lazy people use to describe those who are dedicated." - Russell Warren
• "The only way to do a good job is to love your job." - Steve Jobs
• "Success usually comes to those who are too busy to wait for it." - Henry David Thoreau
• “I realized that the more I work, the less often I call it work.” - Thomas Jefferson
• "Opportunities don't really just happen. You create them." - Chris Grosser
• "Success is the sum of small efforts repeated day after day." - Robert Collier

You've worked hard all week, now look back at your accomplishments. These quotes will open your thoughts and allow you to appreciate where you have been and where you are going.

• "If everything seems under control, it means you're not moving forward fast enough." - Mario Andretti
• "Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people." - Eleanor Roosevelt
• “Your imagination is the announcement of your future attractions in life.” - Albert Einstein
• “The true meaning of life is to plant trees whose shade you do not plan to hide under.” - Nelson Henderson
• "I'd rather die of passion than of boredom." - Vincent van Gogh
• “Very often it becomes more necessary to change yourself than to change the landscape outside your window.” - Arthur Christopher Benson
• “If you don’t create your own life plan, then most likely you will end up in someone else’s. And how much do you think will be planned for you? Not much.” - Jim Rohn
• “What we sometimes think is a tough challenge can turn out to be an unexpected blessing.” - Oscar Wilde

And here is the long-awaited Friday! As the weekend approaches, don't let your fears hold you back from achieving your dream career. Selected quotes will help you leave all your worries at the door and confidently step into the future..

• "Develop success from failure. Obstacles and failures are the two main steps to success." - Dale Carnegie
• "Failure is the spice that flavors success." - Truman Capote
• "It takes courage to grow up and become who you are." - Edward Estlin Cummings
• "I didn't fail. I just found 10,000 ways that don't work." - Thomas Edison
• “The thing we are most afraid to do is the very thing we most need to do.” - Timothy Ferriss
• “It is better to fail in reality than to succeed in dreams.” - Herman Melville
• "Fall 7 times, get up 8." - Japanese proverb
• "Don't bury your failures. Let them inspire you." - Robert Kiyosaki

The weekend is a time to relax, recuperate, and think about what you really want. Use these moments of free time to mentally prepare for success.

• "Success comes only to those who dare to try." - Mallika Tripathi
• "People rarely succeed unless they enjoy what they do." - Dale Carnegie
• "To be successful, you must accept any challenge that comes your way. You can't accept only the ones you like." - Mike Gafka
• "Success is when you like: yourself; what you do; and how you do it." - Maya Angelou
• "Coming together is a beginning. Being together is development. Working together is success." - Henry Ford
• "If you want to achieve success, don't think about it. Just do what you love and believe that success will come by itself." - David Frost
• “The extent of your success is determined by the strength of your desire, the scope of your dreams and how you deal with disappointments along the way.” - Robert Kiyosaki
• "The question is not who will let me, but who will stop me." - Ayn Rand
• "Success is a state of mind. If you want to succeed, start thinking of yourself as successful person" - Joyce Brothers

Monday is a hard day, but if you take our wishes for a good Monday in the morning and send them to friends and family, as well as loved ones. You will provide good mood, not just for the day, but possibly for the rest of the week. Share Happy Monday wishes with your friends.

Have a nice Monday and an easy week!

Wishes for a good Monday and week

Have a great Monday, not an idle one
Congratulations to all friends!
There will be no bad news!
Don't be overwhelmed by a lot of things to do!
Let him go without incident,
So that everyone doesn't get tired of it!
Let him please you with communication,
To make it more fun!
Let it fill you with spirits
Through the roof for five days!

I wish you a great Monday,
May it turn out better than you expect!
You spend it with a cheerful smile,
After all, what goes around comes around.
May the day be pleasant, very easy,
And let time fly at work.
Luck is near, you can believe me
She's already in a hurry to get to you!

May your day be filled with joy,
Let sadness fly away and laziness dissipate,
Let there be fewer problems and worries,
May great success await you today.
Let my care warm you,
I love you, sun, - I’ll say it without melting,
Let life smile, beckoning with happiness,
I kiss you and have a nice day!

Happy Monday to you,
The long week will begin again.
Again an endless fuss,
And work again for the “idea”.
And so that you don't feel sad,
With all my heart, my friend, I wish.
Be on top all week
And also - heartfelt hugs!

From Monday again
You can start again
Make plans and lose weight,
To work hard.
This is a new chance for luck,
This day means a lot
For the budget that you
Will be released on the weekend!

Happy Monday not idle
Congratulations to all friends!
Let him be kind, cool,
There will be no bad news!
Let there be no troubles, no stress,
Don't be overwhelmed by a lot of things to do!
Let him go without incident,
So that everyone doesn't get tired of it!
Let him please you with communication,
To make it more fun!
Let it fill you with spirits
Through the roof for five days!

Let this Monday be new
It will begin cheerfully, slowly,
Let the morning be cheerful in it,
Let the soul wake up with him!
Let the birds chirp outside the window,
Let the dawn rise in the distance!
Have a nice day page
They rustle as usual in the morning!

Good morning!!!
I wish you an easy Monday!

I wish this Monday,
Don't suffer too much from a hangover!
You can’t meet the boss in the morning,
And don’t notice the dissatisfaction!
Discuss all the news quickly,
Well, let’s start planning by lunchtime!
And cheer yourself up with coffee at lunchtime,
Continue to live in the rhythm of work!

Have a nice day and a wonderful week!
Workdays, so you don't get bored!
So that the morning with a wide smile invigorates
And it gave you a feeling of peace!
And the day lasted long and extremely successfully,
And everything worked out for you, definitely!
Glows, we wish you to bloom with happiness,
And have a good time this day!

Good morning and happy Monday wishes

The week has begun again,
I wish you: “Good morning!!
I squint from the light, my head is spinning.
To sleep the whole day, I will say, is very stupid.
Let's get up early, open the window,
A sunbeam is playing on the curtain.
He, like me, does not mince his words,
Wishing you a happy Monday!

Good morning!!!
I wish you a great Monday!
Happy start of the working week to you!
Let it fly by quickly, easily and fruitfully!
Happiness to you, good luck and warmth!!!

Monday, difficult day
Wear a strict mask.
You were the one who was wild yesterday
The weekend is crazy and stormy.
And now you're at work
And colleagues walk around.
May you surpass them all,
You won't let the boss down again!

Good morning, happy new day,
Monday has come to us.
May it bring good luck
With everyone sunbeam
May happiness come to you.
Good morning, new day
Beckons with new things to do.
May luck be like a shadow
Follows you in circles!

Good morning, friends!
I wish you a great Monday!
Monday has come - well, there’s nothing to do,
Get ready for work, what would you do without it?
I understand you, this is not fun,
But your favorite business is waiting for you!
Thinking about this, hurry to work,
And she will give you more money.
The day off will come again - you will forget all your worries,
Until Monday you are protected from business again!

So the morning has come,
Monday has arrived!
You can meet a new day
I would like it to shine
The sun was shining and the lilacs were blooming.
Will lift your spirits
The song is upbeat and soulful.
Good morning! Coffee will relieve
Remaining sleep. Get up already!

Every Monday starts all over again -
It was picked up, carried away and wrapped up for a week...
Performer "LUMEN". Between the lines

This week has been very difficult for me - on Monday I found myself crying during an episode of Alpha.
Bret Easton Ellis. American Psycho

Monday is a nasty day. For lonely girls, who once again did not receive the gifts they expected from life over the past weekend, this day was like a bitter pill. Especially when you realize that you chose the wrong job: in the wrong place, with the wrong people and for the wrong calling.
Arina Larina. Economy class groom

Nobody likes Monday morning. It's hangover time. The new week has not yet begun, but the tail from the previous one remains. Nobody likes it, no matter whether it rains or shines.
Ed McBain. Predawn hour

Tom woke up on Monday morning feeling very unhappy. He always felt miserable on Monday morning, as that day began a new week of long torment at school. He even wished then that there would be no resurrections in his life at all, since after a short freedom the return to prison would be even more difficult.
Mark Twain. The Adventures of Tom Sawyer

No matter how much you read aphorisms about childhood, it’s not enough.

I didn't like weekends. Everyone pours out into the streets. Everyone is playing ping-pong, or mowing their lawns, or tearing up their cars, or going to the supermarket, or to the beach, or to the park. There are crowds everywhere. My favorite day is Monday. Everyone returns to work, and no one is an eyesore.
Charles Bukowski. Women

Nothing can finish a person off like Monday.
Yun Evo. The sun is a cool god

It would seem that Monday should be the beginning of something new and bright. But in reality, for some reason, it turns out that it is only a continuation of the old, and on Mondays you wake up with the annoying feeling that you are only going to have a boring repetition of the past.
Ed McBain. Lady, lady, it's me!

You are reading statements about childhood.

And on Mondays I like my head to buzz a little: it helps me remember what day of the week it is.
Robert Heinlein. Door to summer

Monday is a hard day. On other working days you have to read jokes only for the previous day, and only on Mondays - for the entire weekend.
Unknown author

The bed has the greatest gravitational force on Monday morning.
Unknown author

The first rule of a sociologist is never do a survey. public opinion on Monday morning.
Unknown author

It looks like I don’t do anything on Monday, but at the molecular level, believe me, my brain is very busy - it’s trying to understand what’s happening!
Unknown author

A home phone is only needed to find a mobile phone in the apartment on Monday morning!
Unknown author

After reading the quotes, childhood seemed to become a little closer.

Funny statuses about Monday

P about statistics, 60% of people don’t think well on Monday... Fortunately, I’m one of the remaining 20%

AND Sometimes on Monday morning it is enough to open your eyes to understand that you should not have done this.

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WITH part of it is waking up on Monday, grabbing the alarm clock and realizing that there are still two hours before getting up.

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IN Monday start new life impossible, and on Tuesday it’s too late.

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IN Monday I want to go to work on Tuesday..

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H eating well Monday morning? There won't be a second time like this this week.

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D in order to increase the number happy people on the planet, it is enough to shorten the working day on Monday to 4 hours.

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N and nothing ruins a Sunday party like a gloomy Monday morning.

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U Monday has one undeniable advantage - it ends at midnight.

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N or even Monday is included in the week so that a person does not lose fear.

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WITH it turns out weird! My biological clock accurately detects Friday, but is completely stuck on Monday!?

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U I have such a highly developed intuition that I try not to go to work on Mondays.

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P Weekly - World Masochists Day.

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X A good Monday should begin somewhere in the afternoon - late afternoon.

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TO When your boss sets a task for you on Monday morning, it smells a lot like fumes.

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P realized - Monday morning can be happy! Don't drink on Friday night!

P In fact, Monday happens once every seven days. But it feels like much more often.

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D For many people, there are only two days of the week: it’s not yet Friday and it’s already Monday...

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P To be afraid of weekdays, don’t look at the calendar.

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N Some people grumble demonstratively on Mondays. But this is only to hide his ardent love for work. Otherwise they will be suspected of rabid careerism.

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L A good Monday is better than a bad Friday.

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IN We are all Friday-philes and Monday-phobes.

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M You can rest assured that Monday will come for you...

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A On Mondays I like my head to buzz a little: it helps me remember what day of the week it is.

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IN Sundays are to blame for everything; if there were no Sundays, there would be no Mondays!

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P sucker is that Monday that falls on a holiday.

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E If the fork falls, it means a woman will come. If the knife is a man. And if your mood drops, it means Monday will come soon.

P A weekday is a convenient excuse to do something...

P Weekly is an egg from which Saturday will eventually hatch. You just need to sit it out.

M Many people don't stay in the same job for more than a couple of years - they just run out good reasons so as not to go out on Monday.

T As soon as you meet Monday morning, you begin to realize that investing in alcohol-containing liquids has not brought any dividends, except for a hangover.

U Tomorrow on Monday you understand why in English Monday is manday...

E If you are upset by the onset of Monday, work seven days a week.

R Let's brighten up Monday with not sober colors.

E If you try to close a square container with a round lid, it's Monday. If it happens to be Friday...

TO I drank the book - How to put makeup on your eyes on Monday morning if they don’t open?

D ocha! We all start a new life on Monday! I'll quit, dad will quit smoking. And you? - And me? And I can quit...

N There is no need to blame the mirror if the morning falls on Monday.

P schedule for Monday:
1. Wait for Friday.

P weekday... God's punishment to us for what we did on weekends...

P This is why the weekly is set at the beginning of the week, to knock out all the crap that accumulated over the weekend at once.

AND It's Monday again, and we have a special guest in our studio, aspirin...

P Weekly is the kind of day when instead of a badge you want to hang a sign: “Beware, evil dog!”

U Monday morning, before school, all sorts of illnesses get worse.

ABOUT I’m organizing a collection of signatures for the abolition of Mondays...

P Weekday is a hard day... Especially for office workers. I have to tear off 3 pages of the calendar at once...

C The habitat is especially aggressive on Monday.

N Is it really possible to start a new life on Monday after my Sundays?

E If Monday had a face, I would punch him in the face.

IN Monday at work everything is not so scary: we just have to stand until the smoke break and hold out until lunch.

N It was a stupid Monday morning.

N There is no need to blame the mirror if the morning falls on Monday.

B There are such Mondays that you can even find a horseradish status for them.

P oh I think it's Mondays lately come too often and suddenly.

WITH The bed has the greatest gravitational force on Monday morning.

D You only need your home phone to find your mobile phone in your apartment on Monday morning!

E If after two cold and rainy days it has become warmer and the sun is shining brightly, it is most likely Monday.

R I wanted to somehow start a new life on Monday. I liked it and got hooked on it. Now every Monday I start a new life and have never regretted it.

N The arcologist sent me to a psychiatrist after I stated that I would stop drinking not on Monday, but on Friday evening...

P It's easy to wake up on Monday morning, but it's hard to not fall asleep again.

WITH The shortest day is Monday, I didn’t even have time to wake up and it was already time to leave work.

P In fact, Monday happens once every seven days. But it feels like much more often.

P Monday - mental trauma against the backdrop of waiting...

1/7 part of life is Monday.

G Friday evening lurks deep at the bottom of every Monday.

N Happy Monday - no one likes it!

IN The whole week was Monday.

IN Your bed is never as soft as it is on Monday morning.

U Monday morning began, as always, unexpectedly - after Friday evening.

TO Every Monday I am tormented by the question: was there even a weekend?

P Weekly is the day of judgment on which we pay for sinful weekends.

IN The long-awaited Monday has arrived.
Signature. Club "Depression"

X It's good to be a guy, what fell out of the closet on Monday morning - so he put it on!

Z The basic rule for Monday: “Cover yourself with a blanket and wait it out”

AND Why didn’t Nekrasov write a poem: “Who can live well on Monday morning?”

E The only time when pensioners feel better than young people is Monday morning.

IN You don’t want to go to work on Monday in two cases: if you didn’t have time to rest well over the weekend, and if you managed to rest well over the weekend...

B British scientists have found that lying in a warm bed on Monday morning and not going anywhere is awesome.

P Weekly is the time to pay bills presented by an exhausted body.

IN Everything unexpected happens “one day.” Everything expected is on Monday.

L The best thing you can know when you wake up on Monday morning is that today is Sunday.

E It looks like I don’t do anything on Monday, but at the molecular level, believe me, my brain is very busy - it’s trying to understand what’s happening!

IN sir, I’m starting a new life on Monday... Updated on Tuesday.

I- “Friday-phile” and “Monday-phobe”.

U morning of Monday... He just whispers: “kill it!”

Everyone loves weekends, but simply put, everyone dislikes Mondays. Monday notifies you that the weekend is over and it’s time to go to work. In order to love Mondays, you don’t need much - just find a job that you like. Then you will greet the beginning of a new week in high spirits and finally stop hating Mondays. We offer you a selection of quotes and statuses about Mondays, maybe they will help you meet the new week with optimism.

You can only dislike Monday in two cases: when you had a busy weekend or when you have an uninteresting job that you don’t want to go to. Since the arrival of Monday cannot be prevented in any way, it is best to find a job that you like and you will perceive the beginning of a new week with enthusiasm and go towards new achievements and self-realization. Just imagine that every day you relax, relax and relax. Your life would become monotonous and you would stop valuing rest. Therefore, stop complaining about Monday, go ahead and work slowly but surely towards the new weekend.

Monday is the day of promises. On Mondays, everyone promises to start a new life: someone wants to go on a diet, someone wants to quit smoking, someone wants to do exercises in the morning. Understand that if you really want something, you can do it any day of the week, and you don’t have to wait until Monday to do it.

Quotes

Monday is given to a person for calendar purposes, and not for empty self-deceptions. (A. Vyazemka)

Monday exists so that we do not get lost in time...

Monday is too hard a day to start the week with. (Mira Day)

Do you really think that Tuesday would be easier if it were the first day of the week?!)

And on Mondays I like my head to buzz a little: it helps me remember what day of the week it is. (R. Heinlein)

And I would be glad not to know what day of the week it is, if only my head would stop reminding me.)

Monday comes with enviable regularity. (Ed McBain)

If only miracles happened as often as Mondays come...)

In my lifelong study of human beings, I have discovered that no matter how hard I try, I cannot prevent Monday from happening. Of course, people don't stop trying, but Monday still catches up with them and all the drones have to drag out their dull work life again, full of meaningless toil and suffering. This thought always comforts me. (D. Lindsay)

You need to be optimistic about Mondays; you shouldn’t create problems for yourself at the very beginning of the week!

Monday is the most painful day of the week, the most unbearable. The whole beginning week fell on my shoulders, like the whole world - on the shoulders of Atlas. On Monday evening I was relieved of one sixth of the load. And every day it became easier and easier. On Friday evening I was, so to speak, happy. It was still Saturday morning, but we were already free after lunch. I would give myself a joyful or luxurious dinner, after dinner I would lie in bed, and from Saturday evening boredom began, because now only Sunday separated me from the painful Monday. Monday was the hardest and most depressing day, Sunday the most empty. (E. Ionesco)

What difference does it make what day of the week, if you have a beloved family, true friends and interesting work?!

Nothing can finish a person off like Monday. (Yun Evo)

By and large, it’s not so much Monday that’s depressing as the end of the weekend and the start of the work week.

Monday is such a crap that ends on Tuesday... (Yu. Klimova)

For some people, Monday goes by unnoticed...

How quickly time has flown by! Monday is already knocking on the door!
- Let him knock. We won't open. (Nemi)

I'm afraid he won't even ask, that's how he'll get into life!

Nobody likes Monday morning. It's hangover time. The new week has not yet begun, but the tail from the previous one remains. Nobody likes it, no matter whether it rains or shines. (Ed McBain)

It’s weekend drinkers who don’t like Mondays, but those who don’t drink don’t care at all...

Sundays are to blame for everything; if there were no Sundays, there would be no Mondays! (G. Marquez)

It’s strange how you haven’t blamed Saturday yet?!)

Monday is a nasty day. For lonely girls, who once again did not receive the gifts they expected from life over the past weekend, this day was like a bitter pill. Especially when you realize that you chose the wrong job: in the wrong place, with the wrong people and for the wrong calling. (A. Larina)

This is how it happens in life: you chose everything wrong, and Monday is to blame for everything...

Statuses

In order to increase the number of happy people on the planet, it is enough to shorten the Monday working day to 4 hours.

Better yet, make Monday a day off, then everyone will definitely be happy.)

Monday is the kind of day when instead of a badge you want to hang a sign: “Beware, angry dog!”

Better yet, stay home on a leash...)

If you have a headache on Monday morning and don't feel like working, take a pill from your boss and headache As soon as he takes it off with his hand.

Maybe, after all, without drug treatment from the authorities?!)

Monday is a hard day. On other working days you have to read jokes only for the previous day, and only on Mondays - for the entire weekend.

Well, why is it so hard, by the time you read all the jokes, you see, half the working day will pass... It turns out that Monday is the easiest day of the week...)))

Daughter! We all start a new life on Monday! I'll quit losing weight, dad will quit smoking. And you? - And me? And I can quit school...

Daughter, it seems we have changed our minds...)

The bed has the greatest gravitational force on Monday morning.

I would take it with me to work...)

Monday. 10:00 am. 56 friends on the site. Everyone is working. Well done!

So, the weekend went well, all friends are alive and well!

Every Monday I am tormented by the question: was there even a weekend?

Over the weekend, the question of work didn’t bother you at all...)

The first rule of a pollster is to never do a public opinion poll on Monday morning.

On Monday, a survey can be conducted only to compile dictionaries of obscene words and expressions...

If on Monday morning angry, sleep-deprived people come towards you, and you are relatively fresh and very happy with life, then your night shift is finally over!

Don’t rush to rejoice, everyone will have a weekend, and you will go back to work...)

Even on Monday, sometimes it’s nice to get up and go to work... If on this Monday they will give you your salary, which has been delayed for three months already...

What can I say, I would go to work on Sunday to get my salary...)

If you dream on the night from Sunday to Monday that your alarm clock is ringing, then know that this is a prophetic dream...

There is no need to look in the dream book, you need to go to work...)

It looks like I don’t do anything on Monday, but at the molecular level, believe me, my brain is very busy - it’s trying to understand what’s happening!

Monday is here, this is what's happening!)

A home phone is only needed to find a mobile phone in the apartment on Monday morning!

It’s good if you know your number by heart, otherwise you might not remember it on Monday morning...)

It's good to be a guy, whatever fell out of the closet on Monday morning, he put it on!

And if nothing falls out, should we go naked?!)