Playful fortune telling with cards. Comic "Gypsy fortune telling"

17.11.2023 -

A large and friendly company is always fun, especially when there is a reason. To prevent your holiday from turning into idle talk and eating yet another dish, you need to dilute it with a pre-prepared entertainment program; comic predictions are perfect for this.

Short and very funny, easy to remember phrases will certainly delight all your friends and relatives. A little positive word, a little touching, a little romantic, and most importantly in an unusual form will certainly leave a pleasant mark on the memory of everyone present for a long time.

Comic birthday predictions for cookies

On someone's birthday or New Year's, take candy or cookies and wrap each of them in a separate box or package, and put a note inside with some prediction:

1. In the morning after you wake up, the first person you see will be your husband.

2. If you vacation in the Bahamas six times a year, you will certainly be lucky.

3. The one sitting on the right will remain in your dreams and thoughts forever.

4. Whoever leaves this table first will be the first to go to work tomorrow.

5. Soon a tear of joy will be shed, your faithful friend will return to you.

6. Look ahead more cheerfully, there is a bag of money waiting for you.

7. Here's some candy for your sweet treat, a lot of joy awaits you.

8. And now there will always be delicious food in this house.

9. You will never be bald, your hair is kept by a lucky star.

10. Soon in the house you will hear a child’s cry, the stomping of feet, cheerful laughter, potty, hurry up and have fun, my friend.

11. A lot of money will fall on you, and your friend will get rid of his illness.

12. Very soon, we will see you at sea.

Comic predictions for the New Year

New Year's Eve, like any other bright holiday, of course, should not be limited to just a feast, otherwise the guests will very quickly get bored and disperse. To cheer up your guests, or when you yourself are going to visit someone, you can take comic fortune telling with you for the New Year; this will not only lift the spirits of everyone present, but will also make the holiday unforgettable.

1. We need to run more carefully at night in icy conditions so that we can celebrate the New Year again.

2. If your bare butt is directly on the ice, then no harmful microbe will creep up on you.

3. If neighbors knock on the radiator on New Year’s Eve, then a very happy and unforgettable year awaits you.

4. This year you will definitely get rid of your bad habit, but next year you will acquire two at once.

5. Next year your dreams will take on real features and they will boycott your sofa.

6. In the New Year, expect a gift - a goldfish, albeit along with greens and rice.

7. In the new year you will discover and learn a lot of interesting and useful things for yourself, but now, please, open a bottle of champagne.

8. We need to forget tequila and vodka for a whole year, otherwise we will all be in crime reports.

9. Your problems, absolutely everyone will leave you next year, they are bored with you.

10. Your friends will not forget you in the coming year, especially those to whom you owe money.

11. Your life next year resembles a multifaceted glass, well, in general, you understand...

12. It will be boring - then sing romances, and your finances will certainly keep you company.

13. A lot of extra money will be deposited in the fat and thick folds of your wallet.

14. You will go on vacation to a place where everything is inclusive - to your relatives.

15. In the coming year, your body will sleep when it wants, with whom it wants and where it wants. Don't resist him - he knows better.

Love predictions for birthday or New Year

You shouldn’t take comic predictions too seriously; that’s not their purpose at all. But sometimes funny coincidences happen and funny predictions, one way or another, come true. So even with predictions in this version, at times you need to be more careful.

1. To find happiness you need to look under the bed, or behind the nightstand, or at least on the balcony. The main thing is that the husband does not find this happiness first.

2. A piece of candy on the cheek, a greeting from your beloved.

3. The most capricious, most harmful, but at the same time the most beautiful and best girl in the world loves you.

4. If you can’t fall asleep at night, then you need to count to two, or at worst until half past two.

5. Every day and every hour, someone loves, thinks about you.

6. As soon as the sun rises again, new love will descend on you.

7. Wait for sunset and dawn, wait for a sweet greeting.

8. Suddenly, you will have a friend.

9. If you cross the road, you will find your destiny.

10. If you kiss passionately, every day for half an hour, then your dreams will begin to come true, your life will be filled with miracles.

11. You should not live in a hut and have joy in your soul.

12. Soon you will receive a letter, and it is a love letter, but whoever sends it to you, history is silent about that, will keep your secret.

Comic predictions for children

Childhood is a very good time, and as we grow up, we remember it very often, and it would be great if our children also had something to remember. To do this, you can choose short special phrases, of course, with humor, and sometimes even with hidden meaning.

1. Your birthday is coming, a surprise awaits you from mom and dad.

2. The holidays will come, new adventures await you.

3. Learn a foreign language quickly, you will become a natural diplomat.

4. Something good will certainly happen, and you will study with straight A's, you will begin to attend all sections and feel happy.

5. If the year ends without C grades, then a new tablet is waiting for you.

6. This year you will find yourself, poems, and begin to write books.

7. You should start dancing, pump up your leg and back muscles, we will be very happy for you, you will be a pop star.

8. Now, if you don’t turn out to be a sissy and a crybaby, then life will give you some green bucks.

9. Whoever listens to mom and dad will eat sweets, but the disobedient ones will be banned and there will be no sweets for them.

10. If you smile more often, the less often you will make mistakes, everything will work out.

11. A surprise is ready for you, and you won’t have long to wait for a fun prize, but you still need to earn it and be good all year.

12. Taste the cookies quickly and get your bonus.

13. The stars said hello to you and sent you some sweets, but only one at a time, eat them, otherwise your ears will curl into a tube.

14. If you (be) lazy. That sea will only be a dream for you (you).

If you treat children with love, they will definitely appreciate it and will never forget it. They will definitely like it and be delighted. And remember good predictions and wishes, if you believe in them, they will definitely come true.

Nata Karlin July 26, 2018, 10:24

Trying to diversify the festive evening, the organizers come up with comic wedding predictions for the guests. To do this, they dress up one of the presenters or invite an actress to play the role of a fortune teller, write predictions on pieces of paper, which are sealed into cookies or nuts. The easiest way is to tie leaves with a fortune to candies of the same color, put them in a vase and invite guests to choose and find out their fate in the near future.

Fortune nuts

Organizing a scene for a wedding with a gypsy

Gypsies were always welcome guests at weddings. Colorful and colorful, with numerous jokes, jokes, songs and dances, they could lighten the mood, make all guests have fun without exception. Today, these cheerful people are rarely invited to weddings, but tradition is tradition, so competitions and jokes with gypsies remain very popular.

If you want to organize a comic fortune telling from a gypsy for guests, it is not necessary to hire a professional actress. Dress up your friend or relative in a colorful outfit and prepare a text for her.

Even if you don’t have enough time to rehearse and learn everything, you can read the words from a piece of paper

When the guests are already a little bored, you can start the game. Entering the hall to the music, a woman should approach each of the guests and say “ gild your pen, dear"say your predictions. The gypsy's words could be as follows:

Wow, I see, my dear, you will become a big shot. You will be fat and happy!
I know, dear, you love her, don’t go outside, don’t look for a cold partner of the opposite sex, you’ll catch a cold and get sick!
Wow, dear, they are waiting for you high relations, ninety meters, no less!
Drink your glass, darling, you'll have some privacy with someone tonight!
Gild your pen, good one, I’ll tell you what will happen tomorrow! A hangover awaits you tomorrow!
You will sleep sweetly today, dear, you will sleep very sweetly until the cake is taken away from under you!
Friends are waiting for you, dear! Oh, and faithful and devoted friends are waiting. You'll spend the whole night with them! Their names are Bobik, Sharik and Tuzik.
Happiness is waiting for you, my dear, in the morning! Unprecedented luck! You will find a wallet that you will lose today.
The sea of flowers awaits you tomorrow morning! Beautiful flowers with tall stems! You'll wake up in a flowerbed!
The battle awaits you, falcon! Terrible battle! Have you eaten black caviar? The sturgeon will come for revenge!
Wai, loss awaits you! You'll lose your tie! You'll find it at your neighbor's in the morning.
Tomorrow you, beauty, will be sweet, the only one, desired and loved until you give me a beer. Then you will turn into a wife again.
You love horror movies, dear? No? Then don't look in the mirror tomorrow morning!

Beautiful gypsy girl

You can come up with a lot of similar jokes. Use jokes from famous comedians or look at scenarios that involve a gypsy coming to a wedding.

The main thing is to approach the game with enthusiasm and humor. Guests are sure to be very pleased

How to make a comic horoscope for guests?

Another option to diversify the evening and allow your guests to have a good laugh is to make a comic astrological forecast for them. For this dress up a friend in a stargazer costume. If you don't have the appropriate props, find large glasses and make a cap decorated with stars out of blue cardboard. You can use a tablecloth or bedspread as a mantle.

For the first day it will be enough to predict that all zodiac signs have an equal chance of having a great time today. A forecast can be made for the next day for each horoscope constellation. You can call it “Hangover forecast for tomorrow morning.”

Aries. A surprise awaits you tomorrow morning! You will see in the reflection of the mirror that your gorgeous horns have suddenly become even, like Cupid’s arrows, and now you have to work hard to get through the doors.

Taurus. On the eve of your wedding banquet, you drank a pack of activated charcoal and suddenly decided that now everything will be fine with you? You will still see this very coal and understand that everything is not as good as you wanted.

It is unlikely that tomorrow morning, when you open your eyes and look in the mirror, you will see a person absolutely similar to yourself.

Cancers. Tomorrow you will need today's training. Now you will be crawling backwards for a long time from every glass you pour, remembering the hangover.

Lions. Early in the morning you will let out such a desperate roar that your neighbor will take pity and bring you a bottle of mineral water.

Virgo. I don’t recommend going to your favorite mirror in the morning. You will lose faith in yourself.

Scales. Tomorrow you will be confused, counting how much alcohol a normal person can drink and comparing it with the amount you drank.

Scorpios. Place a bottle of beer next to your bed at night. As soon as you open your eyes, drink! Otherwise, you will sting everyone around you the entire next day.

Sagittarius. Hide a glass of champagne for tomorrow so you don't shoot in the morning.

In the morning, look carefully in the mirror to make sure there are no new horns.

Aquarius. In the morning you will go visit again to continue having fun.

Fish. Don't fight like a fish against ice! The holiday was a success, and whoever didn’t like your behavior should die of envy.

You can come up with a lot of comic horoscopes.

If you have a talent for poetry, try to describe the character of each zodiac sign in a simple quatrain

If not, supplement the descriptions of the morning after the wedding day with representatives of the constellations with your text.

Wedding Fortune Cookies

The idea of wedding fortune cookies came to us from the West. This fun raffle guarantees every guest a sweet treat and opportunity to draw a lucky ticket. The lottery can be held in the banquet hall, but it will be more interesting to distract guests who are a little tired from a busy day for a walk. Just imagine if you give a basket of such cookies to a friend and ask her to distribute them to those present. People's spirits will immediately lift!

Fortune Cookies

You can bake such delicacies yourself, but it must be said that this is a long process, so it is better to order them from pastry chefs or wedding salons. As a rule, such cookies are sold in beautiful, themed boxes, they are made in the shape of hearts or figurines of the bride and groom, and inside there is a piece of paper with a prediction written in food paint.

For needlewomen, here is a simple recipe for wedding cookies:

egg white – 2 pcs.;
vegetable oil – 3 tbsp. l.;
sifted premium flour - 8 tbsp. l.;
powdered sugar – 8 tbsp. l.;
salt – 1 pinch;
starch – 1.5 tsp.

You can add a little if you wish cinnamon, vanilla, almond or any other essence.

Beat the butter and egg whites into a foam, add all the other ingredients and stir thoroughly until the consistency of thick sour cream is obtained. Place small flat cakes and bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes. Remove the cakes from the baking sheet, wrap the fortune leaves in them, and place in a glass bowl until cool.

You can write texts with food coloring and a pen.

Write different predictions, so that guests don’t get the same leaves. Come up with the texts yourself or choose from those listed below:

There are 2 news for you - bad and good. The bad news is that you will become fatter! Good - in the wallet area!
Loss awaits! Today you you'll lose your head, having met your happiness!
You'll be going to a resort soon, choose your companion today!
Your summer will be sunny, warm and cheerful.
Today, by morning, the whole fairy tale will dissipate, and you will return to reality.
Today will be your best day! Those following him will be even more successful!
The newlyweds will really like your gift!
Carefully! Soon a big pile of.....money will fall on you!

Happy couple

It's very easy to make your wedding interesting, fun and funny. All you need to do is put in a little effort and read about it. How did other newlyweds celebrate?. Rest assured, you will find many interesting ideas that are easy to implement.

Corporate events at work are a pleasant dilution of the work process. And to make the banquet fun, you can prepare comic predictions for the employees for the New Year 2020. Since the company is an adult, the predictions can also be adult.

Predictions for colleagues and co-workers

To leave pleasant memories, prepare pleasant predictions for the coming year for each colleague and definitely for your boss.

Promotion,
Life without sadness and troubles
The coming year will bring.

Salary increase,
Finding penates
Meeting your destiny -
For you, my dear,
The coming year has prepared
So that you don't get upset.

Yachts and cars
May we lead you into the New Year,
We need it together at this very hour
Make a wish right away.
And without unnecessary sentimentality
Everything will be fulfilled instantly.

Let the tool be necessary,
And the client is always obedient
Waiting for you in the coming year.
And adversity will pass by,
The results will surpass
All your expectations
The new year will be successful.

Colleagues will listen
Offer a lot of strategies
Business will trample uphill -
This is the schedule awaiting you.

The service will be very easy,
Each of the orders is accurate.
Both in water and above land
There will be peace for you and me.

We will defeat our competitors
We are without unnecessary sentimentality.
The department will rush forward,
A big prize awaits.
This year will be successful
We'll hit a very tasty jackpot!

A vacation awaits you in the Maldives,
There are ebbs and flows.
And also many clients
This new year brought.

You will curb your luck,
It will be like this and not otherwise:
For your work and patience
The boss will give you a promotion.
You are a very nice man
As a boss, you will be in charge.

Let's-let's have fun
Sing songs, whistle, dress up.
After all, our specificity is
Making a holiday is all for you.
It will be the best prediction -
New people with a task.
We will give them happiness
It's a thrill to get a kick out of it.

Work will be smooth
The coffee will be tasty and sweet.
And the client is always satisfied
And I’m set to pay for everything.
In general, wait, my friend, for miracles -
An angel will descend from heaven.

New cars will come,
There will be new storefronts,
Expansion is coming -
This coming year.
Chief, it’s a prediction for you,
Make a wish
So that everything goes well,
It brought in a lot of money.

There will be a new office.
Chairs, shelves, internet.
Promotion is coming
This coming year.
Be ready, friend, for anything,
This is what I mean to you:
You will be our boss,
Request a report once an hour.

Coming this year
He will be greedy for troubles
Failures and troubles
If you are not a parasite.
Great profit awaits us all,
Here's the story.

Directions, translations,
Documents, flight –
This is all waiting for the military,
This coming year.
But income on the highest grid,
There are marks on the shoulder straps again -
This will also bring
It's a new year for the military.

Go away, by God,
Make way for predictions!
You will be happy in the New Year,
Well, you are very beautiful.
In an Armani wallet
There will be money in your pocket.
And to you in the coming year
Replenishment is underway.
Our boss will be rich
And he will raise everyone’s wages.

Promotion,
Loyalty in love and friendship,
Wallet full of money
And a little bit of luck -
He'll bring it with him
Coming this year.

We bring good news -
We won't be able to count the new year
We orders and clients,
Let's throw our competitors behind.
We will overtake them in everything,
We will be in the top three.
And for this we immediately
Salaries will triple.

It's better not to joke with the boss,
Look at him -
He sits quite seriously
He is sad and very menacing.
To cheer him up,
We need to give him a drink.
And say that New Year -
It will bring a lot of money.

Get rid of your thoughts
Buy a suit quickly -
You will be our new boss.
Why? What a question?
Because Santa Claus
Brought a promotion.

There will be clients in the New Year,
Competitors will go bankrupt
Profit will flow like a river,
Rake it quickly with your hand.
Because in the new year
Good luck awaits us.

Year 20 is coming to us,
This is what he carries with him:
To the lonely - all the love,
So that the blood boils.
Promotion
Those who are very friendly with the boss.
Wallet full of dough
So that life is easy.

New Year brings you
A lot of joyful troubles.
There will be a departure soon,
Moving to a new office.
Increase in salary,
A chair in the highest office.
You will be our new boss -
But don't turn your nose up.

Boss, you are a very brave guy,
Very dexterous and skillful.
Your clients love you very much
And competitors are afraid.
Coming this year
Will bring a lot of money
Deals, meetings, flights -
All pleasant worries.

Cabinet update,
Banquet celebration,
New key to the apartment
And good luck, warm ray -
This is all it brings to you
Coming this year.

Non-working Saturdays
Very easy reports
Clients who agree to everything,
Weakening competitors -
Yes, this awaits us all soon -
This coming year.

Waiting for you and me in the new year
A sea of joyful worries.
Good luck will be with us,
Let's forget the troubles
There will be profit
And inspire clients
We are looking forward to new achievements
So that they come to us for a solution.

New Year brought with it
Lots of money and boss
I didn’t believe it right away,
I checked everything three times,
And then he immediately
The premium was raised fivefold.
Let it be like this in the new year,
Let the profit come to us.

Predictions for friends

Give your friends a festive atmosphere by preparing bright and unusual predictions for them. And don’t forget to wish them that everything said will definitely come true.

Will be with you in the New Year
Joy, happiness will not diminish.
There will be a house full of guests,
Relationships - passions,
Heat and great love.
Catch the prediction.

In the new year we will see you
Let's clean it up:
Profit will flow like a river,
You will be forever young.
A girl to match you
So that everything is perfect!

I know you will have it
Cool family.
There will be a wife and a daughter,
And two little sons.
will bring you happiness
Coming this year.

I see it will be in the new year
Many joyful worries -
House and vacation and car,
Conquered peaks.
Let there be a big income
And a beautiful ship.

Dear friend, I’ll tell you:
I value friendship very much.
The year is preparing for you
Your long-awaited trip.
You will conquer mountains
You meet new people.
May everything succeed for you,
The main thing, brother, is not to be timid.

I want to tell you
It will be waiting for you soon
Happiness, joy and love,
And the blood will boil in the veins.
You will be happy, my friend,
The world around will be a fairy tale.

Your New Year's wish
Will exceed all expectations.
Everything will be fulfilled in full -
All dreams, not just one.
Happiness will come to your home
And love will take with it.

Friend, do you know what?
Has it been waiting for you for a long time?
You'll buy a car soon
You will conquer your peak.
And you will find your love,
You will be happy with her again.
You will have joy
You will live loving the whole world.

I'll give you a prediction
That your wish will come true,
What has been in the heart for a long time,
Where it is very dark.
The new year will be happy
Joyful, a little fussy.
But luck will be there
And love is your reward.

Friend, I'll tell you a secret:
There is no better friend in the world.
I know what the year has in store
What will he bring you?
It will be joy, laughter,
And success in all matters.
There will be a new car
Conquered peak.
A lot of money in the wallet
House key on a keychain.

I'll predict your fate:
You will drive a Porsche.
You will be perfect in sex,
Only clothes from Calvin Klein.
In general, you will be cool,
Stylish, fashionable, young.

In the coming year
I will tell your fate:
Promotion,
Loyalty and luck in friendship.
A wallet full of money,
You will be happy, my friend!

I'll tell you what, my friend,
The circle of night will open,
And it will be in your hand
From wealth in the chest
The key is so small.
May happiness be with you.

Prediction is ready:
And it promises this:
Joy, happiness and success,
Peace and sonorous children's laughter.
You will have a family
You will shine with happiness.

Prediction now
I’ll open it for you once.
You will be very happy.
Kind, smart and beautiful.
And you will achieve everything
You will be your own king.

Friend, I'll tell you
And I will show you the whole truth.
Expects you
I’ll say everything without concealing it.
You will be handsome in sex -
Hot, passionate Italian,
And in the kitchen you will be a god,
You will bake a big pie.
You'll be the boss at work
So that your income grows faster.

waiting for you this year
Joy, happiness, peace and take-off.
At work - a promotion,
All wishes come true.
A high income awaits you,
You won't be alone.

There is a prediction for the New Year -
Everyone's wishes will come true.
There's no end to the girls
You will live to be a hundred years old.

I want to tell you:
You will have to accept
Joy, happiness and success,
So that you will amaze everyone.

You will soon become a champion
And a dream come true.
You will always be happy
They will keep you for years.

You will be a hero in the New Year,
Stand up for your family.
You will be very happy
Your dreams will come true.

You will always be beautiful
And smart and very sweet.
You will be happy in the New Year,
Joyful and beloved.

I want to tell you:
You will soon win.
You will be on top
You will fly to your dream.

You will have a good one
My beloved and handsome husband.
He will carry it in his arms,
Give a fur coat and flowers.
And there will be God in bed,
He will be stately and tall.

You'll buy a car soon
You will conquer your peak.
Will you win the lottery?
You will become better, healthier.
It will all come to you
This coming year.

Will be with you in the New Year,
Joy, happiness and peace.
And dreams will come true -
You will get married soon.

You will be lighter than a light deer,
In a dress made of beautiful fabric.
You will be happy in the New Year,
You are joyful and beloved.

This coming year
Love will come to your home.
And will give a ringing laugh,
And success in your deeds.

I want to predict for you
Joy in your destiny.
Fulfillment of desires -
The best of predictions.

Believe me, a miracle will happen -
You'll be happy soon.
I give a prediction
And I tell you:
You are lucky and a hero,
Girls are always with you
After all, you are skillful in bed,
A smart guy, very brave.

Funny predictions based on zodiac signs

Predictions based on zodiac signs are a great way to congratulate a friend on the upcoming holiday. This option is suitable for both employees and friends.

Prediction games are an interesting and very fun element of the holiday, which invariably evokes a response from guests. Serious prophecies and real fortune-telling are inappropriate at parties, because a negative forecast can completely ruin the mood. But comic fortune telling always goes off with a bang.

There are many ways to play this game. You can, for example, make a deck of fake cards: on one side there is a back, and on the other there is a printed prediction. Someone dresses up as a gypsy and invites guests to draw one card and read the prophecy out loud.

Other options:

make fortune cookies;
print out funny candy wrappers with predictions inside, wrap candies in them, hand them out to guests and offer to unwrap them;
write prophecies on small cards with congratulations, put them in a box and invite guests to pull out one at a time;
Place stickers with numbers on the bottom of plates or glasses. Place this dish on a separate tray. Let the guests take it apart themselves before the feast. As a result, everyone will get a randomly drawn number. When the right moment comes, the host will ask the guests to look at the stickers. Participants in the celebration will name the numbers they have drawn, and the presenter will read out the numbered predictions.

Comic predictions based on films and songs

Movie titles

This is a simple, but original and very interesting way to predict fate for the next year. The prophecy is the name of the film or cartoon itself. Not a plot, but only a phrase. Let guests be more sophisticated in their interpretations.

For example: “Next year I’m expecting... a game of thrones.” This can be interpreted in any way - for example, as a struggle for a position or as a dispute over the role of head of the family.

Appropriate movie titles

Foreign films

Armageddon
Big jackpot
Smell of a woman
Chicken Run
Taming of the Shrew
Groundhog Day
Monsters corporation
Deal with the devil
Midnight in Paris
A Nightmare on Elm Street
Sky over Berlin
Money Train
Sex and the City
Key to all doors
Third wheel
Meeting the parents
Fatal attraction
Best friend's wedding
Indecent proposal
The Forty Year Old Virgin
12 angry men
Haunted Mansion
The Wedding Planner
Friends with Benefits
Blonde in law
Breaking Bad

Soviet and Russian films

Love affair at work
Love and pigeons
Zigzag of luck
8 first dates
Long road in the dunes
Girl with no address
Love is a carrot
White Sun of the Desert
Big change

Lines from songs

Similar entertainment to the previous one. Only this time the prophecy is a line from a famous song. Phrases can be printed on paper (indicating the performer in brackets). But if you’re not too lazy, it’s better to prepare audio clips. In this case, fortune telling will turn out to be much more effective and interesting.

Song fragments are numbered. Guests draw out numbers, according to which short musical predictions are read to them. So, what does fate have in store for your guests in the coming year?

Suitable lines from songs:

1. Only a glass of vodka on the table (G. Leps)
2. Million, million, million scarlet roses (A. Pugacheva)
3. Money, money, money. Always sunny in the rich man's world (ABBA)
4. And on the sea there is white sand, a warm wind blows in the face (J. Friske)
5. Oh, this wedding, wedding, wedding sang and danced
6. There is nothing better in the world than wandering around the world with friends... (film “The Bremen Town Musicians”)
7. Oh, mom, I’ll give you chic, I’ll give you chic (F. Kirkorov)
8. I am free, like a bird in the sky (V. Kipelov)
9. You're lucky - you're not like everyone else! You work in an office! ("Leningrad")
10. Voyage, voyage. There, where I have never been (S. Minaev)
11. I love boogie-woogie, I boogie-woogie every day (“The Secret”)
12. Dad bought a car. Dad bought a car. Dad bought a car. (A. Pugacheva)
13. Everything will be awesome, everything will certainly be awesome. Big changes are ahead. I know this for sure: everything will be awesome (P. Volya)
14. Oh, girls, I feel like I’m going on a spree. Oh, I'll go on a spree (Verka Serduchka)
15. The plane easily carries me away (Valeria)
16. Everything is in a bunch, but with us everything is in a bunch. Where we can’t get through straight, we’ll go sideways (Potap and Nastya)
17. I'm lying in the sun. I'm looking at the sun. I lie and lie and look at the sun (film “How the Lion Cub and the Turtle Sang a Song”)
18. Freedom, freedom, give me freedom! I'll fly high like a bird! (film “Flying Ship”)
19. The trailer will move, the trailer will move, the trailer will move... The trailer will move, the platform will remain (film “The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Bath”)
20. If there was a sea of beer, I would become a beautiful dolphin. If there was a sea of vodka, I would become a submarine (“Dune”)

From a bad habit in the new year
You will definitely get rid of it.
But here's the problem: instead of one
Two new ones will replace them

You will spend your vacation at sea,
You will warm both body and soul.
You spend the entire amount, you get burned five times,
You'll gain six kilograms.

Smile always, smile everywhere,
Smile on land and water!
Fate will repay you for your smiles
A couple of wrinkles and a lot of money!

Either you eat it, or you pump it up,
Or you'll sit in a chair -
Know that next year
You will grow your butt significantly.

If you start kissing
Every day for half an hour,
All dreams will begin to come true.
Life will be filled with miracles!

Have a higher power for you
Disappointing forecast:
New Year promises you
Love madness!

If you can, without being lazy,
Plow like a horse on Thursdays
Fate will open the way for you
To big, big money.

If you walk across the field -
You will find money in the field;
When you find the money -
You'll spend it all on a spree

Go around three miles
Talkative hairdresser:
Shreds at random
And he'll cut off your ear!

We need to forget for a year
About cognac, tequila, vodka.
Otherwise you will
In crime reports.

The cockroaches in your head will have a very fun year.

Next year your friends will not forget you. You can't forget someone who owes you money.

Next year all your problems will go away. Because even they are bored with you...

Your life next year will be as multifaceted as a glass. Well, you understand…

Your dreams will gain strength and declare war on your sofa.

Next year you will understand that your inner core is a pain in the ass.

Next year, your body will decide for itself when it sleeps, where it sleeps and with whom it sleeps. Don't contradict him - he knows better!

You will spend your vacation where everything is inclusive - with relatives.

If you get bored, sing romances. Your finances will always keep you company.

The bad news is you will gain weight. The good news is that the increase will occur in the wallet area.

Time passes quickly, and the New Year holidays are just around the corner. To entertain your guests on New Year's Eve, and not let them get bored after a hearty dinner, organize a game with comic predictions for the New Year 2019. There are several varieties of such games, you can choose the one that best suits your company. “Fateful” predictions can also be in different forms, for example, astrological or comic predictions in poetry.

It's no secret that each of us expects something amazing, new acquaintances, new experiences, meetings with friends and relatives. We are all waiting for some miracle on New Year's Eve. And it doesn’t matter at all how old a person is, because somewhere deep in our souls we all remain children.

Every year, following the ancient tradition, we raise our glasses and make wishes as the chimes strike. Good wishes for the coming year are heard everywhere. Think about how else you can surprise your friends and relatives? How to congratulate them, wish them all the best, and even entertain them, approaching the matter in an original way and with humor? On New Year's Eve, take advantage of comic predictions for 2019.

Comic predictions for 2019 in poetic form

Place notes with prophecies in the balloons, and then inflate the balloons. Each guest will choose a ball, pop it, and read out loud their comic prediction on. You can choose any style of cheerful prophecy, but the main thing is that each prediction sounds optimistic and that no one is offended. Comic predictions in verse will sound quite good and even original.

Here are some examples of the text of such fun, comic predictions in verse:

Many incidents await you

And interesting travels -

For courses, on vacation, abroad -

Where fate will decide!

You, friends, will continue to

Burn with creative work.

But you won't burn your wings,

Take care of your health!

You will join the cream of society

Perhaps you will find a sponsor.

Your hairstyle, appearance

It will pleasantly surprise us all.

From then on you will continue to

Everything is getting prettier and younger!

Love will brighten your days

And they will become bright.

Your whole life in winter and summer

It will be illuminated with a magical light.
In fact, “prophecies” can be anything, but there is one requirement that must be observed: “prophecies” and wishes must be exclusively positive. There is no need for people to wish for illness and loss of money, even as a joke!

Here are more comic predictions in verse for the upcoming 2015 in original couplets:

Everything will be fine in life,
Especially on the personal front!

Good budget replenishment
Expects you throughout the summer!